| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Round Report | Stat Key |
| Rank | Team | W | L | T | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 15 | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| 1 | Liquid Vinokurage: Thixotropic When Exposed to Missouri Open | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 | 331.1 | 141.1 | 190.0 | 34 | 72 | 37 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.92 | 106 | 1935 | 18.25 |
| 2 | Geography in the Bedroom: 120 Days of Simons | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 | 325.6 | 143.3 | 182.2 | 21 | 84 | 21 | 0 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 105 | 1880 | 17.90 |
| 3 | Magin '10: Free Agent Negotiations Require Rogerian Argument | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.778 | 255.0 | 188.9 | 66.1 | 22 | 67 | 9 | 0 | 0.00 | 2.44 | 89 | 1340 | 15.06 |
| 4 | Hixson Your Wagon to a Star Destroyer | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0.429 | 135.0 | 244.3 | -109.3 | 11 | 35 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 1.83 | 46 | 460 | 10.00 |
| 5 | All Philomathletes Must be Able to Air Hump During Bonuses | 3 | 6 | 0 | 0.333 | 172.2 | 277.8 | -105.6 | 8 | 60 | 21 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.38 | 68 | 935 | 13.75 |
| 6 | White at the Creation Museum: Battle of the Pterosaurian | 1 | 6 | 0 | 0.143 | 88.6 | 270.0 | -181.4 | 1 | 34 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.17 | 35 | 295 | 8.43 |
| 7 | Andrew Lim Solves Nigerian Food Crisis with Yellow Cake | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0.000 | 81.7 | 241.7 | -160.0 | 1 | 28 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.33 | 29 | 210 | 7.24 |