| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Stat Key |
| Rank | Team | W | L | T | Pct | PPG | PAPG | Mrg | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| 1 | This Octopus Exploits Women | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 332.5 | 50.0 | 282.5 | 24 | 5 | 40 | 16.62 | 0.00 | 24 | 450 | 18.75 |
| 2 | An Orderly Universe of Discoverable Laws | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 262.5 | 55.0 | 207.5 | 23 | 5 | 40 | 13.12 | 0.00 | 23 | 320 | 13.91 |
| 3 | The Solid Scholars | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 255.0 | 95.0 | 160.0 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| 4 | The Gorilla Wrestles With The Superman | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 255.0 | 10.0 | 245.0 | 11 | 5 | 20 | 12.75 | 0.00 | 11 | 170 | 15.45 |
| 5 | This Civilising Love of Death | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1.000 | 232.5 | 115.0 | 117.5 | 19 | 11 | 40 | 11.62 | 0.00 | 19 | 330 | 17.37 |
| 6 | The First Citizens of Contingency | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | 227.5 | 132.5 | 95.0 | 19 | 5 | 40 | 11.38 | 0.00 | 19 | 290 | 15.26 |
| 7 | Speculative Hipsters | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | 150.0 | 210.0 | -60.0 | 13 | 6 | 40 | 7.50 | 0.00 | 13 | 200 | 15.38 |
| 8 | A Blue Sky out of the Oresteia | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | 137.5 | 77.5 | 60.0 | 12 | 7 | 40 | 6.88 | 0.00 | 12 | 190 | 15.83 |
| 9 | The Way a Ghost Dissolves | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | 102.5 | 232.5 | -130.0 | 9 | 1 | 40 | 5.12 | 0.00 | 9 | 120 | 13.33 |
| 10 | Autobiography of a Lungworm | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.500 | 70.0 | 152.5 | -82.5 | 8 | 6 | 40 | 3.50 | 0.00 | 8 | 90 | 11.25 |
| 11 | The Inexorable Sadness of Pencils | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 | 95.0 | 255.0 | -160.0 | 4 | 3 | 20 | 4.75 | 0.00 | 4 | 70 | 17.50 |
| 12 | A Tall Man Executes a Jig | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | 87.5 | 230.0 | -142.5 | 7 | 1 | 40 | 4.38 | 0.00 | 7 | 110 | 15.71 |
| 13 | Great Unaffected Vampires | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.000 | 70.0 | 120.0 | -50.0 | 7 | 2 | 20 | 3.50 | 0.00 | 7 | 10 | 1.43 |
| 14 | Academicus Anaemicus | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | 62.5 | 250.0 | -187.5 | 8 | 7 | 40 | 3.12 | 0.00 | 8 | 80 | 10.00 |
| 15 | The Great Slime Kings | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0.000 | 22.5 | 280.0 | -257.5 | 3 | 3 | 40 | 1.12 | 0.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |